政治笑话
Tuesday, December 8, 2009 | | 0 comments |
1. 毛主席臨終
毛主席臨終前把鄧小平叫到床邊說:「平平,有件事我放心不下,我擔心黨內有些同志不願跟著你走。」
小平回答:「放心吧,東哥,不願跟我走的我讓他跟你走!」
2. 你進來,我出去
胡錦濤去看毛澤東,拉開水晶棺說:「毛叔,天上沙塵不散、地上污染不斷、北方缺水大旱、南方雪雨泛濫、奧運聖火難看、西藏喇嘛亂竄、官員貪污扯爛、人民暴動千萬、股市一片混亂、 黑心商品太爛、港澳不聽使喚、地方政府蠻幹、台灣民主單幹、美帝逼我一戰,我該怎麼辦?」
毛說:「你進來,我出去,嚇死這群王八蛋!」
3. 兩頭牛
話說胡錦濤到農村視察,他想知道人民對黨的忠誠度,就問一位農夫:「如果你有兩畝田地,你願意奉獻其中一畝給偉大的黨嗎?」
農夫答:「噢,是的,我願意。」
胡又問:「如果你有兩幢房屋,你願意奉獻其中一幢給黨嗎?」
農夫答:「是的,我願意。」
胡又問:「如果你有兩部汽車,你願意奉獻其中一部給黨嗎?」
農夫答:「我願意。」
胡又問:「如果你有兩頭牛,你願意奉獻一頭給黨嗎?」
農夫答:「不,我不能。」
胡感奇怪地問:「你既然肯奉獻一畝田、一幢房子、一部車,為甚麼不肯奉獻一頭牛呢?」
農夫說:「因為我真的有兩頭牛啊!」
4. 江澤民是他的司機
江澤民還是國家主席的時候,一天因私外出,嫌司機車開的太慢,催促了好幾次。但因交通擁擠,還是不能讓他滿意。最後江澤民一把搶過方向盤,把司機推到後面,自己開起來。他一路橫衝直撞,造成一片混亂。
有人打電話向交通局長反映。局長大怒,質問該地段交警。
局長:「看到肇事者沒有?」
警察:「看到了。」
局長:「爲什麽不逮捕他?」
警察:「我不敢?」
局長:「爲什麽?」
警察:「他的官很大。」
局長:「有多大?」
警察:「不知道,反正江澤民是他的司機。」
Moody
Friday, November 6, 2009 | | 0 comments |Is that any place can release my sad feeling?
Unstable Mood
Sunday, October 18, 2009 | | 0 comments |
I found that, my mood was getting unstable~~
Keep changing mood <--> moody
It is symptom for getting crazy?
Crazy is a great idea for me~
Life like a child, without any worried about life~
But there is not a good idea for those care about me~ cause them worry~
Means that, I even do not have qualify to be crazy~
Watch 3 Movie Within A Week !!!
Sunday, August 16, 2009 | | 0 comments |New Work Environment
Sunday, July 26, 2009 | | 0 comments |- Start from this week,
- I was given arranged to locate work at KL High Court near to the Sri Hartamas.
- definitely i not work as Lawyer... but trainnee programmer..
- I like to learn new thing , meet new collages, environment dif....
- but the location of high court made me tired...
- need wake up early n go home abit late...
- not time to do others thing jor...
- weekdays --> wake up - working - sleep * repeat
Notebook = Performance + Great Design
Thursday, July 2, 2009 | | 0 comments | Buy sony notebook, main point is its Great Design...
Keyboard Also pink o....
Great Design With normal high spec
VAIO CS - VGN-CS36GJ/C Spec
Intel® Core™2 Duo Processor P8700 (2.53 GHz)
4 GB DDR2 RAM
320 GB Hardisk
Represent the mind for guys - Heineken Advertisement
Sunday, June 28, 2009 | | 0 comments |
Haha... that room is part of my dream house design... keke
A Space For Us Discuss Programming!!!
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 | | 0 comments | Above image is my brothers Kim's Forum... A Space for us discuss and share regarding progrmming...
So what are u waiting for? Don't be "ketekut" !!! Share and disucss via it!!!
Click on it!!! joint it right now...http://waterduck.forumotion.net
Acer Aspire 4937G - Performance
Sunday, June 14, 2009 | | 0 comments |- Intel Core2Duo P8400 2.26GHz, 1066MHz FSB, 3MB L2 Cache
- 2GB DDR3 RAM
- NVIDIA GeForce G 105M 512MB DDR2
- 320GB Hitachi 5400RPM 8MB SATA HDD
- Slimtype DVD A Multi-LAtheros PCI-E Ethernet Controller
- Intel WiFi Link 5100 AGN
- 14″ HD LED LCD
Finally, decided buy it. Due to its spec attract... kekeke...
Some 1 will think about the brand, lasting?
In my mind, lasting is suitable to notebook, because tech keep updating... so lasting for what purpose? Lasting 5 years? but after 5 years? will u still use old version?
So bought it, use low price to have medium high performance then "WHY NOT?"
How Maximize Your Brain Process?
Thursday, June 4, 2009 | | 0 comments |
As an pro-employee (打工仔),1st qualitification is do multi tasking synchronize, thats means human processor must be faster enough support, human RAM large enough.
The above image is show how an employee doing muti-tasking. thinking program solution, google solution, coding, listen music, singing, reading song lyric, msn messagging. Thats is pro-employee life.
God Is Not Fair At All
Wednesday, May 6, 2009 | | 0 comments |I Will Not Trust God Any More.